Saturday, 20 July 2013

Bunch of Flyers Man

So I was in HMV today and I was just browsing as you do and this man who worked in HMV walked up to me with a bunch of flyers.

Bunch of Flyers Man (BOFM): "Ah I see your wearing a T-Shirt!"

Me:"Erm  hello..." and this point I had a look of confusion on my face because why wouldn't I be wearing something.

BOFM: "Would you be interested in these money-off offers?" showing me the flyer and using his other hand to gesticulate as if I couldn't see it.

Me "Erm..I don't know"

BOFM "Well do you like...do you like James Bond?" he asked enthusiastically

Me: "Err…well... he's alright..." Still, unsure where this was going.

BOFM "This one is a spoof of James Bond" He pointed enthusiastically at something on the flyer

Me: "Right..."  I felt my lack of apathy crushing his enthusiasm

BOFM "I suppose you don't want a flyer?" now sounding unsure of himself. I paused for a second to give him some hope but still confused by why he approached me in the first place.

Me: "No, but thanks anyway" and then left the store.

If I was BOFM I would have went outside the store and would have just handed the flyer over because I don't think I had anyone talk me out of accepting a flyer.




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